Happiness the film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHst40bbO00
Happiness the book:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84 (US)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/happy-Maxus-Irie-Happiness-ebook/dp/B00ECECL84 (UK)
Happiness the website:
http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk
And laugh out loud:
http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk/laugh.html
Have a great new year!
Maxus Irie x
Happiness the website: www.captivatingcult.com
Happiness the book:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84 (US)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/happy-Maxus-Irie-Happiness-ebook/dp/B00ECECL84 (UK)
And why not laugh out loud: http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk/laugh.html ?
Wishing you happiness and love for 2014!
Maxus Irie
Why not buy your loved ones the perfect t-shirt for Christmas?
Visit http://captivatingcult.spreadshirt.co.uk/, http://www.cafepress.com/captivatingcult or search for “Maxus Irie” on http://www.cafepress.com for t-shirts and other accessories with your pick of the following fantastic logos:
JOIN MY CULT
CHURCH NO CHURCH… CREED NO CREED… IDEOLOGY NONE…
NOT THERAPY… NOT PSYCHOLOGY… JUST HAPPINESS…
BE HAPPY
For more, visit www.captivatingcult.com
© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.
The essence
“Leapfrogging, cartwheeling, gyrating and spinning
Our lives are the laughter of the now and ever after
Where happiness and joy
Are a part of forever…
And our contentment and love
Last for ever and ever…”
These words come from the first hymn in the Maxus Irie Book of Happiness. They are words which celebrate the wonder and the marvel of being alive. Life is miraculous. Life leapfrogs, cartwheels, spins and gyrates through the startling continuum of time and space. Life is incandescently beautiful. Life is explosively beautiful. The simple fact of being alive, if you are healthy and fed, is sufficient to introduce at least the first seeds of laugh-out-loud happiness into your heart.
Maxus Irie defines the one path with three destinations: the single journey to the three homecomings of happiness, contentment and love. The prayers, hymns and rituals of Maxus Irie all work towards this end. Through reciting these, and through their everyday actions, the followers of Maxus Irie commit themselves to maximising happiness, contentment and love within the human world.
Anyone, anywhere, at any time can be a follower, member or practitioner of Maxus Irie. Maxus Irie is open to people of all faiths, all persuasions and any ideology. It is a movement in which the religious, the agnostic and the atheistic participate, with the simple aim of helping one another become happier, more content and more able to love and to be loved.
Wrapped in humour, laughter and love Maxus Irie offers a profound truth which can be shared by all: that increased happiness, contentment and love is a fundamental good; that maximising happiness, contentment and love within the world is an utterly worthwhile goal.
I hope you will find these prayers, hymns and rituals a useful beginning in your journey towards this wonderful destination.
I wish you happiness, contentment and love.
Yours faithfully,
Luke Andreski
Cult Designer, Happiness Guru, Maxus Irie Magister Profundis
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84
https://www.facebook.com/capivatingcult
© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.
Soap bubbles caught by the wind and flung
High up towards the smiling sun
In rainbow colours gaily dressed
Once loved, twice treasured and three times blessed
However short their blessed flight
Reflect life’s radiance and light
So we each float careless and free
From evolution’s destiny
And glitter and flash and shine so bright
With creation’s joy, creator’s light
And with momentous strength create
The immortal world in perfect state
There is no time, this time is all
Where civilisations rise and fall
And memories of our fleeting lives
Still shine like stars in timeless skies
And lives the folk of past times lived
Forever remain a timeless gift
There is no time tho’ time seems king
Of matter, space and everything
Yet all these things serve but to show
The beauty of the here and now
Perception’s moment, the phoenix “I”
Is ever reborn and does not die
But lays its mark on timeless slate
Where time has neither heft nor weight
And happy times, joy’s every spark
Carve words of light upon the dark
And when our world grows pale and old
And when the stars grow dim and cold
Our lives of joy will be retold
As time inverts and stars reform
Our words of love will be reborn
Soap bubbles caught by the wind and flung
High up towards the smiling sun
In rainbow colours gaily dressed
Once loved, twice treasured and three times blessed
However short their blessed flight
Reflect life’s radiance and light
So we each float careless and free
From evolution’s destiny
And glitter and flash and shine so bright
With creation’s joy, creator’s light
And with momentous strength create
The immortal world in perfect state
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84
© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.
Widget? Splodge?
Splat? Dodge?
Doodle? Poodle?
Noodle? Oodle?
Twinkle? Winkle?
Mussel? Bustle?
Wither? Thither?
Blather? Blither?
Spindle? Brindle?
Bridle? Tidal?
Spiniker? Jib?
Globular? Bib?
Articulate? Fulminate?
Stipulate? Spondulate?
Prognosticate? Ruminate?
Just tell me what the otter ate!
Noodle! Oodle!
Gadzooks! Oops!
Doodle! Poodle!
Whoa! Whoops!
Splat! Dodge!
Hodge! Podge!
Weeble! Heeble!
Widget! Splodge!
Weeble! Heeble!
Weeble! Heeble!
Weeble! Heeble!
Widget! Splodge!
The website: www.captivatingcult.co.uk
The book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84
© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.
Follow the path down to the sea
The water of life will set you free
Stretching away as far as can be
The truth and the love of Maxus Irie
Breasting the waves of the ocean of life
The winds of change, the tides of strife
Riding the crest as far as can be
The love and the truth of Maxus Irie
Cresting the currents of night and day
Where fisher folk toil and dolphins play
Seeking new friendships as far as can be
The truth and love of Maxus Irie
We are the currents, the wind and the sea
The happiness and love that sets you free
Sharing our message as far as can be
The love and the truth of Maxus Irie
Follow the path down to the sea
The water of life will set you free
Stretching away as far as can be
The truth and the love of Maxus Irie
The website: www.captivatingcult.co.uk
The book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84
© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.
Cultology…
Is a cult a cult if it calls itself a cult?
Is a cult a cult if it denies it is a religion?
Is a cult a cult if it is fundamentally secular?
These questions are all raised by the phenomenon of Maxus Irie, the so-called ‘captivating cult of happiness and joy’. Visiting the website http://www.captivatingcult.com you might think that you have stumbled upon something fundamentally innocent, particularly if you click on the link to be ‘transported to another place’…. but can a cult ever be truly innocent?
Judging by the t-shirts, I suspect the answer may be “Yes”.
Links:
To be transported to another place: http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk/laugh.html
http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk/
Maxus Irie 